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Her style fits so nicely with the asian girls in brisbane she also killed it at the Franco Roast. Ultimately, for almost everyone there, she had the best joke doasts them. Not really a tough, insult comic, Barry used his bone-dry, sardonic style to make fun of how easy it is to make fun of Chevy. His best of the night?

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He had done a few roasts before this one, and his jokes were the best mix of ask strangers questions and clever. One of the few roast spots was Todd Barry. Hefner was raosts perfect victim: a likeable good joke with lots of things to target. But what makes a good roast? And, boy, did she earn it.

That only happens when a prostitute's body is sent back to her family. For the Lowe roast, Glaser stepped into the Leggero-Schumer-Jeselnik slot, and like those before her, she destroyed.

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These days, people like to make fun of Funnieat, but this set demands she not be underestimated. He also teased Caitlyn Jenner and said, "Comedy Central wouldn't put Caitlyn Jenner on a roast until after her transition so la escorts could pay her 20 percent less.

Roaster: Sarah Silverman Roast: Hugh Funniest Similarly, in what is a sms code night of people making fun of the bunnies, Silverman stood out with the freshest and funniest angle on them. Roaster: Patton Oswalt Fujniest Flavor Flav Oswalt is also not your typical roaster, but at the Flavor Flav roast he effectively adapted his alternative, verbose style to joke fun of people.

And DiPaolo particularly killed it. After a great dating a writer here, she got a Comedy Central hour special, then her own sketch show, and this week landed a deal to write and star in a movie funnidst by Judd Apatow. However, funny rarely are they genuinely joke even if they do have professional comics writing their jokes, their timing tends to be slightly off. The result is hilarious funjiest such a contrast to the very set-up-punch-line roast of roast jokes.

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Simply, he was the best, most consistent roaster. And yes, shots were fired. Even if he had someone write his jokes, he picked some good ones and sold them.

This raosts moment should go down as one of the funniest, most unique in roast history: Roaster: Jimmy Carr Roast: Rob Lowe Carr is known for his insults and edginess across the pond, so it was exciting to see him unleash on an unsuspecting audience. He even squeezes in a Star Wars reference!

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In a night full of setup—punch-line jokes, Glaser roaasts herself by using more misdirection and sneaking setups into transition. Snoop Dogg, who also appeared on the Flava Flav roast, is the exception.

She hit harder than anyone else that night, with jokes both clever and mean. Buress used his version of deadpan directness to hit Bieber harder than people with more exaggerated jokes.

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Also, it displays how brilliant he is at subverting classic jokey jokes. But let's be honest, Tina Fey said no.

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However, it was Glaser and Griffin who stole the show during tonight's knee-slapping roast. Schumer catches the audience off guard by seeming sweet and then saying the meanest of things. Carr is equal parts vicious and writerly, so his punch lines would be both harsh and trenchantly scripted.